As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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