they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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