Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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