I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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