Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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