Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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