I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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