College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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