what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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