He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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