they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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