I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
