I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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