This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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