whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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