4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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