I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
just tell him i said nine months
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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