thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
