I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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