Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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