New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
