Yo dont text me then not text me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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