he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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