i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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