My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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