I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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