I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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