My brain says no but my pants say off.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I stole a fireplace last night.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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