some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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