Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She bit a glass in half.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Randomize
