so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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