he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Every concussion has its silver lining
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Randomize
