How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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