You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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