Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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