i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She tied me up with her honor cords...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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