with your own penis?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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