i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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