don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
how drunk are you?
Several
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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