At least make sure they are 18
Why
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Randomize
