There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom