i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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