There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Blame the bisexuality and move on?