This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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