I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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