that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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