how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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