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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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