He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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