youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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