Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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