Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
