Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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