I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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