Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize