I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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