What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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