belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So vagazzling was a success
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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