Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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