just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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